Built a playground for the boys and a house for the fowl,
Complete with a mirror and some big plastic owls.
Named the three guineas Larry, Curly and Moe
And went to our first blacklight puppet show.
-Excerpt from the Ferrell 2010 Christmas wRap
Our first batch of guinea keets |
The boys spent hours with them. They were comical to watch, and they avoided Levi like the plague.
But then….
About two weeks after setting off on this new venture, I told David one morning, “Go check on the guineas.” He came back yelling, “Mom-Mom, Mom-mom, it’s something terrible!” My heart sank as I ran to find a massacre of the guineas, with only one of them left half-alive. Something had pulled them through the chicken wire, probably a raccoon, so we were left with heads and feathers. I tried saving the last one, but it died in my hands the next morning. But, seeing how Gary was gone and I felt totally responsible for the whole thing, I was NOT about to be defeated. I made a new and improved version of a guinea tractor…
complete with hardware cloth and a bee-bee gun… |
So, we bought six new guinea keets with our new and improved method of protecting them, but this set was of different sizes. Because of this and my lack of logic, I rolled the cage over the littlest one the next day. So, not only did I have to add another guinea to our guinea graveyard, I also had to console my child through my own tears to let him know that I did not “kill the guinea” on purpose. So, we were down to five, and the day came when it was time to release them from the guinea tractor (aka, a cage, usually with a pair of wheels on one end).
Our second batch of guineas |
Naturally, Levi chased them around the yard. |
Because of the comical nature of these little creatures, and the way that the ringleader of the three would constantly peck at and run after the other two, we decided to call the guineas Larry, Curly, and Moe.
Some thoughts I had journaled during this short season of our lives:
The three guineas we have left may have been smart enough to survive predators up to this point, but they’re going to starve to death if they don’t start remembering where their food & water dishes are.So the dog eats the cat food, the guineas eat the dog food, but I’m having trouble training the cats to eat the guinea food. (Of COURSE the cats are doing their own thing and not going along with the plan here!)
I was trying to talk to Gary on the phone – it was so noisy IN the house with the boys, that I went outside to be able to hear him. But then the guineas followed me around with their “rather loud” barking or whatever you want to call it. Oh, the noise, noise, NOISE!!!! I can’t get away from it no matter where I go now!!! And people wonder why I’d rather email than talk on the phone…
So what made the kids’ Thanksgiving Tree list? This year the kids are thankful for: “our barn,” “for moving here because it’s so cool,” and “the guineas because they are so, so ridiculous.”
Eventually, as the weather turned colder, we stopped fighting to get them in the guinea house, and they ended up victorious.